
| Population | 2.817 billion |
| Capital | Detroit |
| Leader | Supreme Leader Jhimothy |
| Faith | Prosperity Gospel |
| Currency | Food Stamp |
| Animal | Wage Slave |
The Unceasing Sweatshop of Absolute Horror is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Jhimothy with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.817 billion Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Detroit. The average income tax rate is 34.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Working economy, worth 437 trillion Food Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 155,463 Food Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Supreme Leader Jhimothy's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, there's never enough space in space, politicians' smiles are legally considered a form of disaster relief, and residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute Horror's national animal is the Wage Slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Prosperity Gospel.
Absolute Horror is ranked 23,469th in the world and 13th in Lone Wolves United for Highest Average Incomes, with 155,463.57 Standard Monetary Units.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Absolute Horror, residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants.
- : Following new legislation in
Absolute Horror, politicians' smiles are legally considered a form of disaster relief.
- : Following new legislation in
Absolute Horror, there's never enough space in space.
- : Following new legislation in
Absolute Horror, Supreme Leader Jhimothy's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
- : Following new legislation in
Absolute Horror, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export.
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Absolute Horror voted against the World Assembly Resolution "International Nuclear Compliance Commission".
- : Following new legislation in
Absolute Horror, romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars.
- : Following new legislation in
Absolute Horror, most towns have their Supreme Leader Jhimothy High School located on Supreme Leader Jhimothy Street.
- : Following new legislation in
Absolute Horror, a century of peace does not preclude peace negotiations.
- : Following new legislation in
Absolute Horror, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones.





































