The Republic of Absolute communism81 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.162 billion Absolute communism81ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 74.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism81ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,135 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 184,317 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and the first sword of Absolute communism81 does not run. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism81's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Absolute communism81 is ranked 264,505^th in the world and 9,280^th in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -209.58 on the Scary Big Number Scale.