The Empire of Absolute communism397 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.354 billion Absolute communism397ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism397ian economy, worth 665 trillion Monies a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 152,914 Monies, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

The term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism397's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Absolute communism397 is ranked 272,251^st in the world and 6,347^th in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 8.7 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.