The Emirate of Absolute communism153 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, zero percent divorce rate, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.551 billion Absolute communism153ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 54.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism153ian economy, worth 703 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 154,593 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, Leader reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, and society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism153's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Absolute communism153 is ranked 31,140^th in the world and 2,071^st in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.06 law-abiding acts per hour.