The Kingdom of Abrinier is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ritual sacrifices, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 922 million Abrinierians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Betvet. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.9%.

The all-consuming Abrinierian economy, worth 61.1 trillion Orginan Chervonets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 66,292 Orginan Chervonets, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts, restaurateurs put a lot of effort into persuading customers to accept wafer-thin mints, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home, and members of majority races are forced out of their homes to make way for Bigtopians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abrinier's national animal is the Square toad, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Abrinier is ranked 268,119^th in the world and 8^th in Bepis for Safest, scoring 20.53 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.