The Kingdom of Abominable Intelligence is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.207 billion Robots are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santa Clara. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The thriving a Robot economy, worth 87.1 trillion Cuda Coreses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is 72,177 Cuda Coreses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 255,485 per year while the poor average 14,722, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Abominable Intelligence has designated Santa Clara as its capital city. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Abominable Intelligence's national animal is the Human, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Abominable Intelligence is ranked 271,469^th in the world and 21^st in The Eternal Order for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.