The Dictatorship of Abolos is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 880 million Abolosians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Administration, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 21.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Abolosian economy, worth 40.1 trillion Snounas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,512 Snounas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Stocks go up when the internet says so, financial crimes carry severe sentences, singles on the dating scene no longer worry about looking their age, and loudmouthed journalists are given the chop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abolos's national animal is the box jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Abolos is ranked 280,332^nd in the world and 49^th in Disney World for Largest Black Market, with 67.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.