The Nomadic Peoples of AbleOS is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 4.229 billion AbleOSians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient AbleOSian economy, worth 623 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,411 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead, immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, and most farmers are indentured to agrochemical conglomerates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AbleOS's national animal is the Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

AbleOS is ranked 320,976^th in the world and 480^th in The Rubber Room for Rudest Citizens, with 7.41 insults per minute.