The Fiefdom of Abdiel is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 4.098 billion Abdielians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 23.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Abdielian economy, worth 162 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 39,605 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row, serial killers are the country's biggest import, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, and human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abdiel's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Abdiel is ranked 229,607^th in the world and 8^th in Arbelough for Most Accessible, scoring 228.48 on the Keller-Reeve Index.