The Republic of Abassyia is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by President Faisal Ahmed Alfarisi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.446 billion Abassyians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madinatussalam. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Abassyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,271 trillion Ais a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 187,495 Ais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is said that the captain goes down with the ship but ecological protection goes up, no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore, it turns out that trees grow on Ais, and elementary school children develop thousand-yard stares. Crime is totally unknown. Abassyia's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Abassyia is ranked 17,126^th in the world and 3^rd in United Nations for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 79.91 Effective Tax Rate.