The Gymnastikforening of Aarhus is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 28.971 billion Aarhusians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 38.9%.

The Aarhusian economy, worth 709 trillion kroner a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 24,481 kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens select which government department gets their income tax krones each year, voting is compulsory, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and the government is seen to favor Catholics. Crime is moderate. Aarhus's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aarhus is ranked 125,891^st in the world and 4^th in Cities for Nudest, with 144 cheeks per square mile.