The Nomadic Peoples of Aage Uniay is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its aversion to nipples, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.477 billion Aage Uniayians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aage Uniayian economy, worth 163 trillion baht a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,485 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, Aage Uniay is renowned for its lax gun laws, and military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aage Uniay's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Aage Uniay is ranked 53,526^th in the world and 2^nd in Yorensia for Highest Average Incomes, with 110,485.77 Standard Monetary Units.