The Jingoistic States of Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaab is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Turtler with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, avowedly heterosexual populace, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.056 billion Turtlers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turtler. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabian economy, worth 97.3 trillion Turtlers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 92,117 Turtlers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Turtler is a police state during international summits, gun ownership is compulsory, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés, and politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaab's national animal is the Turtler, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Turtler.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaab is ranked 93,509^th in the world and 10^th in Fukuoka for Smartest Citizens, with 37.78 quips per hour.