The Unified State of Kabravosk is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Nameless with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, prohibition of alcohol, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.629 billion Kabravoskians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kabravosk Underground. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kabravoskian economy, worth a remarkable 1,628 trillion SDUS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 351,786 SDUS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,262,531 per year while the poor average 3,579, a ratio of 911 to 1.

The combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, it's best to decline if Nameless offers to buy a round of drinks, aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice, and you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule Kabravosk but at least the trains run on time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Kabravosk's national animal is the Mountain Hare, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The State.

Kabravosk is ranked 12,405^th in the world and 19^th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 8,327.2 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.