The Idyllic Continent of A White Africa is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.912 billion White Africans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 27.6%.

The strong White African economy, worth 180 trillion Print Krugerrands a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 62,074 Print Krugerrands, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", and paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A White Africa's national animal is the Springbok, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A White Africa is ranked 76,119^th in the world and 3,269^th in Osiris for Highest Food Quality, scoring 27.62 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.