The Nonconformity of A Purple Haired Punk is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.919 billion Punks are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Punk economy, worth 943 trillion Lyrics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 95,108 Lyrics, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The big red machine has ground to a halt, the studies of art and philosophy are banned, raccoons are plump and satiated, and it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Purple Haired Punk's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

A Purple Haired Punk is ranked 54,324^th in the world and 1^st in The Chrono Sphere for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 3,032.25 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.