The Republic of A puppet is a mammoth, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning hawk population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.933 billion puppetians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 24.8%.

The puppetian economy, worth 318 trillion rubledollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 35,624 rubledollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. A puppet's national animal is the hawk.

A puppet is ranked 76,716^th in the world and 2,771^st in The catholic military orders for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring zero on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.