The Jingoistic States of A Mean Old Wolf is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.308 billion Mean Old Wolfians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.4%.

The powerhouse Mean Old Wolfian economy, worth a remarkable 1,507 trillion Catheters a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 62,033 Catheters, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 198,566 per year while the poor average 14,711, a ratio of 13.5 to 1.

Elections have been outlawed, the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime is moderate. A Mean Old Wolf's national animal is the Really Old Man, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

A Mean Old Wolf is ranked 230,950^th in the world and 1^st in Democratic Underground for Nicest Citizens, with 9.76 average smiles per day.