The Eyewall of A Hurricane is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, aversion to nipples, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.346 billion Hurricaneans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eye of the Storm. The average income tax rate is 69.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Hurricanean economy, worth 595 trillion waters a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 253,725 waters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success, a friend in need is a friend with nuclear greed, the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla, and enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. A Hurricane's national animal is the cloud, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A Hurricane is ranked 325,989^th in the world and 12^th in The Great Storm for Lowest Crime Rates, with 36.62 law-abiding acts per hour.