The Bipolar Disordered Reign of A Goblin is a titanic, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 21.692 billion humanoids are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loony Bin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.7%.

The very strong humanoid economy, worth a remarkable 1,375 trillion Silver Coinsses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 63,411 Silver Coinsses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 178,997 per year while the poor average 17,982, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Elections have been outlawed and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Loony Bin. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. A Goblin's national animal is the Sniper Snail.

A Goblin is ranked 59,533^rd in the world and 2^nd in Loony Bin for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 96.04 on the Hayek Index.