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The enormous, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Furballland Featuring Your Regions. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Regional economy, worth a remarkable 2,059 trillion Regions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 216,393 Regions, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

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A Featured Region is ranked 307,001^st in the world and 13^th in Lasagna for Fattest Citizens, with 1.07 Obesity Rate.