The Matriarchy of A Coven of Witches is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Hecate with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.018 billion Coven of Witchesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fiendish City. The average income tax rate is 34.5%.

The strong Coven of Witchesian economy, worth 277 trillion Eyes of newt and toe of frog a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 55,289 Eyes of newt and toe of frog, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats, Hecate is the self-declared God of all A Coven of Witches, and Hecate has just been declared ruler of A Coven of Witches in an international press conference. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Coven of Witches's national animal is the Familiar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Magick.

A Coven of Witches is ranked 103,386^th in the world and 11^th in Coven of Witches for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 846.48 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.