The Republic of A ce Attorney is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 2.262 billion ce Attorneyians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 64.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped ce Attorneyian economy, worth 77.3 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,176 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Clerics are taught that silence is golden and duct tape is silver, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, political commentators say that Leader's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped, and the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A ce Attorney's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A ce Attorney is ranked 122,749^th in the world and 142^nd in Concord for Largest Black Market, with 1.71 trillion Standard Monetary Units.