The Eternal Eidolon of the North of Pallaith is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Lavender Frown with an even hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, prohibition of alcohol, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 23.346 billion wraiths are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Pallaithian economy, worth a remarkable 2,964 trillion Discontinued Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 126,999 Discontinued Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

When people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, the nation is wading into dangerous waters, and out-of-work actors say they can't complain. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pallaith's national animal is the banshee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nihilism.

Pallaith is ranked 14,423^rd in the world and 193^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Populations, with 23.3 billion capita.