The Armed Republic of 9th Protector Army Group is a titanic, pleasant nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons and compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 14.412 billion 9th Protector Army Groupians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.9%.

The strong 9th Protector Army Groupian economy, worth 763 trillion Kunas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 52,954 Kunas, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. 9th Protector Army Group's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

9th Protector Army Group is ranked 131,909^th in the world and 9^th in Protector Military Command for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.