The JPop Singer of 9Lana is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Lana with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, ritual sacrifices, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.162 billion 9Lanans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lana City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.7%.

The frighteningly efficient 9Lanan economy, worth 568 trillion Shins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 179,727 Shins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 561,857 per year while the poor average 44,112, a ratio of 12.7 to 1.

Wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 9Lana's national animal is the Doll, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hololive.

9Lana is ranked 305,432^nd in the world and 20^th in VTubers and Anime for Most Cultured, scoring 32 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.