| Population | 3.258 billion |
| Capital | Jacksonville |
| Leader | Jaxson de Ville |
| Faith | the Jaguars |
| Currency | honeydripper |
| Animal | jaguar |
The United Socialist States of 904 Duvalia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jaxson de Ville with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.258 billion 904 Duvalians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jacksonville. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but stagnant 904 Duvalian economy, worth 43.1 trillion honeydrippers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 13,218 honeydrippers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence, frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines, hazmat suits are a common 904 Duvalian garb, and TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 904 Duvalia's national animal is the jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Jaguars.
904 Duvalia is ranked 311,015th in the world and 11th in The Sweet Ubiquity for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.05 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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904 Duvalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
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904 Duvalia, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews.
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904 Duvalia lodged a message on the The Sweet Ubiquity Regional Message Board.
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904 Duvalia, hazmat suits are a common 904 Duvalian garb.
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904 Duvalia's influence in The Sweet Ubiquity rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
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904 Duvalia, frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines.
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904 Duvalia's influence in The Sweet Ubiquity fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
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904 Duvalia's influence in The Sweet Ubiquity rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Following new legislation in
904 Duvalia, parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence.
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904 Duvalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.



