The                              of 9009 is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 17.563 billion 9009ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.3%.

The frighteningly efficient 9009ian economy, worth a remarkable 5,048 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 287,476 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 843,517 per year while the poor average 77,232, a ratio of 10.9 to 1.

Motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The 9009 City Times is sold out, a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa, and childish pranks are no laughing matter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 9009's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

9009 is ranked 3,931^st in the world and 2^nd in Mordor for Highest Average Incomes, with 287,476.98 Standard Monetary Units.