The Disputed Territories of 90073 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.321 billion 90073ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 77.2%.

The frighteningly efficient 90073ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,989 trillion 9003s a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 192,801 9003s, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

All telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', a typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet, and prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 90073's national animal is the 9003, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

90073 is ranked 12,304^th in the world and 1^st in What on earth is this30 for Lowest Crime Rates, with 97.39 law-abiding acts per hour.