The Empire of 90061 is a titanic, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.61 billion 90061ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.9%.

The frighteningly efficient 90061ian economy, worth a remarkable 4,429 trillion 9003s a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 283,768 9003s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 805,549 per year while the poor average 79,844, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.

The government snoops on private internet connections, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, wandering 90061ians are known for their one-track minds, and country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 90061's national animal is the 9003, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

90061 is ranked 12,479^th in the world and 250^th in Home Sweet 9003 for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 82,576.64 Standard Monetary Units.