The of 90020 is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, enslaved workforce, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.814 billion 90020ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient 90020ian economy, worth a remarkable 4,558 trillion 9003s a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 288,261 9003s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
The nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, warning signs caution 90020ians where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', old cars must undergo mandatory sensitivity training, and new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 90020's national animal is the 9003.
90020 is ranked 1,774th in the world and 87th in Home Sweet 9003 for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 9,502.62 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
90020, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes.
- : Following new legislation in
90020, old cars must undergo mandatory sensitivity training.
- : Following new legislation in
90020, warning signs caution 90020ians where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'.
- : Following new legislation in
90020, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
- : Following new legislation in
90020, cities in 90020 declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings.
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90020 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in
90020, exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain.
- : Following new legislation in
90020, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
- : Following new legislation in
90020, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath.
- : Following new legislation in
90020, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.














































