Largest Cheese Export Sector: 459thLargest Agricultural Sector: 499thLargest Black Market: 1,101st
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Corrupt Dictatorship
9003
Influence
Power
Keeper of the Keys
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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90016

Population15.634 billion

Currency9003
Animal9003

The                              of 90016 is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, disturbing lack of elderly people, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.634 billion 90016ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 82.3%.

The frighteningly efficient 90016ian economy, worth a remarkable 5,099 trillion 9003s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 326,153 9003s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, and the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 90016's national animal is the 9003, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

90016 is ranked 10,788th in the world and 1st in Covenant Shores for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,228.34 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 459thLargest Agricultural Sector: 499thLargest Black Market: 1,101stMost Patriotic: 2,364thHighest Average Incomes: 2,382ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,786thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,809thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,837thMost Devout: 2,971stTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,232ndLargest Mining Sector: 3,584thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,594thMost Armed: 3,801stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,875thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,976thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,287thHighest Economic Output: 4,320thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,401stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,503rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,796thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,507thLowest Crime Rates: 6,597thMost Efficient Economies: 7,157thLargest Governments: 7,872ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,931stSmartest Citizens: 8,586thHealthiest Citizens: 8,932ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,123rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,470thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,953rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,788thNudest: 12,887thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,670thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,083rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,664thTop
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Largest Populations: 27,910thMost Developed: 28,838thMost Advanced Public Transport: 28,948th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : 90016 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in 90016, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them.
  • : Following new legislation in 90016, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.
  • : Following new legislation in 90016, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes.
  • : Following new legislation in 90016, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
  • : Following new legislation in 90016, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
  • : 90016 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : 90016 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in 90016, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • : Following new legislation in 90016, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers.

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