The of 90016 is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, disturbing lack of elderly people, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.634 billion 90016ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 82.3%.
The frighteningly efficient 90016ian economy, worth a remarkable 5,099 trillion 9003s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 326,153 9003s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.
Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, and the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 90016's national animal is the 9003, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
90016 is ranked 10,788th in the world and 1st in Covenant Shores for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,228.34 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
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90016 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
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90016, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them.
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90016, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.
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90016, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes.
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90016, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
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90016, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
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90016 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
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90016 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
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90016, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
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90016, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers.






































