The People's Republic of 90012 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, ritual sacrifices, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.58 billion 90012ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient 90012ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,938 trillion 9003s a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 183,264 9003s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, Leader reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, and immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 90012's national animal is the 9003, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

90012 is ranked 5,627^th in the world and 1^st in Republican Army for Most Corrupt Governments, with 212.04 kickbacks per hour.