The Principality of 817385 is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.277 billion 817385ians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The strong 817385ian economy, worth 214 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 50,200 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 275,731 per year while the poor average 4,645, a ratio of 59.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. 817385's national animal is the elephant, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

817385 is ranked 307,674^th in the world and 19^th in Popuko for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.37 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.