The Republic of 7 Uma is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.025 billion 7 Umen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 71.0%.

The frighteningly efficient 7 Uman economy, worth 222 trillion banks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,575 banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The jails are alive with the sound of birdsong, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, and Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 7 Uma's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

7 Uma is ranked 276,323^rd in the world and 743^rd in Izern for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -11 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.