The Republic of 7 Uma is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 1.466 billion 7 Umen are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming 7 Uman economy, worth 141 trillion banks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 96,600 banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children, and the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 7 Uma's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
7 Uma is ranked 230,690th in the world and 650th in Izern for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 2.28 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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7 Uma, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption.
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7 Uma was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in
7 Uma, politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children.
- : Following new legislation in
7 Uma, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
- : Following new legislation in
7 Uma, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity.
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7 Uma was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
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7 Uma, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade.
- : Following new legislation in
7 Uma, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.
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7 Uma was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in
7 Uma, 7 Uma City University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel.


























