The Colony of 76SQN is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, rampant corporate plagiarism, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.258 billion 76SQNians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 53.5%.

The very strong 76SQNian economy, worth 398 trillion kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,630 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument, the government has begun a crusade against drugs, and Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 76SQN's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

76SQN is ranked 22,260^th in the world and 950^th in Balder for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,267.52 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.