The Colony of 769 is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.448 billion 769ians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.5%.

The strong 769ian economy, worth 64.9 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 44,811 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, organ donation is compulsory, they say that 769ians made a dessert and called it peace, and euthanasia is legal. Crime is moderate. 769's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

769 is ranked 131,502^nd in the world and 1^st in The Card Void for Nicest Citizens, with 13 average smiles per day.