The Republic of 67Lala is a mid-sized, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 88 million 67Lalans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. The average income tax rate is 7.6%.

The 67Lalan economy, worth 5.10 trillion 67s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is 57,901 67s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. 67Lala's national animal is the Goat.

67Lala is ranked 45,443^rd in the world and 208^th in Concord for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.9 percentage of bribes refused.