The Republic of 5 Uma is a massive, genial nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and enslaved workforce. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.017 billion 5 Umen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 68.3%.

The frighteningly efficient 5 Uman economy, worth 244 trillion banks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,789 banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The dartboard at the 5 Uman Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face, the rich are once again pinching pennies, the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice, and suicide victims often leave behind cash to cover the cost of their fines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 5 Uma's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

5 Uma is ranked 244,691^st in the world and 575^th in Izern for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -8 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.