The RRRC Kingdom of 5 Nakano is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by King Tsugikuni with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 10.916 billion Nakanoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rena. The average income tax rate is 89.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nakanoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,805 trillion Tenalzurias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,443 Tenalzurias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is interviewing for thousands of 'Religious Censor' positions, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service, and religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 5 Nakano's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nakano.

5 Nakano is ranked 13,261^st in the world and 2^nd in Loush Land for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,455.41 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.