The Queendom of 5926 is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Albert Bell with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The cynical population of 16.546 billion 5926ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Colorado City. The average income tax rate is 9.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped 5926ian economy, worth 464 trillion florins a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,053 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Teachers regularly paddle unruly students, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, and a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation. Crime is almost non-existent. 5926's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Vulcanism.

5926 is ranked 232,522^nd in the world and 11^th in 314159265358979323846264338327950 for Highest Poor Incomes, with 18,311.54 Standard Monetary Units.