The Republic of 4 Uma is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.031 billion 4 Umen are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.9%.

The all-consuming 4 Uman economy, worth 199 trillion banks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 98,103 banks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 363,272 per year while the poor average 18,655, a ratio of 19.5 to 1.

A large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth, the state-controlled media salutes those about to spy, and there's more pink stuff on sale these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 4 Uma's national animal is the card, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

4 Uma is ranked 110,838^th in the world and 272^nd in Izern for Smartest Citizens, with 34.86 quips per hour.