The Colony of 445 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.647 billion Acolytes live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The very strong 445ian economy, worth 96.8 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 58,752 marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 267,383 per year while the poor average 7,892, a ratio of 33.9 to 1.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. 445's national animal is the porpoise, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

445 is ranked 132,846^th in the world and 5^th in APA for Highest Average Incomes, with 58,752.38 Standard Monetary Units.