The Armed Republic of 3rd Protector Army Group is a titanic, pleasant nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons and compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 14.464 billion 3rd Protector Army Groupians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.1%.

The strong 3rd Protector Army Groupian economy, worth 708 trillion US Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 48,966 US Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. 3rd Protector Army Group's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

3rd Protector Army Group is ranked 131,646^th in the world and 3^rd in Protector Military Command for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.