The Duds of 3of3 is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Sir Dud Reginald Mustard-Smyth with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.166 billion 3of3ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dud4thville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.8%.

The frighteningly efficient 3of3ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,834 trillion Dudliras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 120,934 Dudliras, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for 3of3ian citizenship, in the mighty jungle the lion once again sleeps tonight, and aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 3of3's national animal is the Dudunicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tres de la Naryanism.

3of3 is ranked 323,133^rd in the world and 96^th in The Dudlands for Nicest Citizens, with 0.35 average smiles per day.