The Huge Ego of 3lit3 2 is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by an arm connected with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory vegetarianism, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.769 billion 3LiT3ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of state in the capital city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The thriving 3lit3 2ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,503 trillion mathematical textbooks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,952 mathematical textbooks, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Public executions just aren't the cheery spectacles they once were, 3LiT3ians believe manners maketh the leader, the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike, and soup kitchens are the only things doing roaring business. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. 3lit3 2's national animal is the Moth, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NEVER DOUBT THE WORM.

3lit3 2 is ranked 1,439^th in the world and 1^st in Popuko for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 9,032.13 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.