The Republic of 3 Uma is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, prohibition of alcohol, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 2.014 billion 3 Umen are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 69.6%.

The all-consuming 3 Uman economy, worth 172 trillion banks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,627 banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The 3 Uman Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, scientists who publish a non-reproducible result are tarred and feathered, and counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 3 Uma's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

3 Uma is ranked 281,262^nd in the world and 779^th in Izern for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -12 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.