The Republic of 3 portlands is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.727 billion 3 portlandsians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Administration, Education, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The thriving 3 portlandsian economy, worth 606 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 62,388 florins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 220,836 per year while the poor average 12,726, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. 3 portlands's national animal is the bison, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

3 portlands is ranked 300,677^th in the world and 1^st in Three Protlands for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring zero on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.