The Republic of 3 2 1 is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning crocodile population. The hard-working population of 3.406 billion 3 2 1ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 16.3%.

The 3 2 1ian economy, worth 158 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 46,452 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 3 2 1's national animal is the crocodile, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

3 2 1 is ranked 131,802^nd in the world and 2^nd in The One Two Three for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 32.8 on the Bus Surprisal Index.