The Colony of 395 is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.644 billion 395ians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The strong 395ian economy, worth 95.5 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 58,077 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

395ian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, foxes are considered a delicacy, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, and a dictator has seized power and outlawed elections. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. 395's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

395 is ranked 135,112^th in the world and 8^th in APA for Highest Average Incomes, with 58,077.84 Standard Monetary Units.